There’s just something about the unconditional love a dog offers. Sometimes we wonder if we deserve them! That’s why we love these inspirational and funny word socks. “Be the person your dog thinks you are,” they say. We agree! Pull on these stripey socks and give it a try. Even if you fail, you’ll be a better person for the effort!
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Made in the USA

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Crew Length
Unisex: one size fits most (fits women's shoe size 6-13; fits men's shoe size 5-12.5)
Contents: 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Gumball Poodle

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Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are Socks | Unisex

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Men's Socks

Does your boyfriend occasionally text you a nice compliment out of the blue? Did he get a little dressed up once to impress your family? Does he remember your anniversary? Sounds like we’ve got a “Pretty decent boyfriend” on our hands, as these funny men’s socks say! These silly striped socks make a great gift idea for guys who always make an effort. They deserve it!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 62% Combed Cotton, 35% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Pretty Decent Boyfriend Socks | Mens

Pack up the presents and the tree and take the holidays on the road with these fun Christmas socks for men featuring camper trailers! These make a great gift idea for men who love to camp and travel, with a fun pattern of vintage trailers decorated with wreaths and more. Do you think Santa will find you at the campground?
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra
Also available for women

by Socksmith

Christmas Campers Socks | Mens

As the length of your to-do list grows and grows, your desire to check items off of the list shrinks and shrinks. Oh we believe you will get it done, absolutely.. just later. Make procrastination part of your wardrobe without sacrificing class, and by rocking these fun socks, you can officially check at least one item off of your list.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 49% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Get Shit Done. Later. Socks | Mens

Unearth yourself from the home you have made in World of Warcraft and emerge from your cocoon into the warm sunlight. You stretch your weary limbs. What's this? A cool new pair of socks? Is your mom up to something? What is the catch? Is the masterful power of the dark underlord going to overtake you should you give into this temptation? Fret not, these video game socks have the greatest intentions, and understand you for who you really are: a true gamer. Now go get some fresh air.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 49% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Video Game Socks | Mens

Look, there are very few recipes that can’t be improved with more butter. It’s a fact! So we love this cute and colorful oven mitt. It’s a fabulous way to spruce up any kitchen, and it looks even better in a home that loves butter!
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Super-insulated
Includes one oven mitt
Content: 100% Cotton
Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt!
by Blue Q

Butter Butter Butter Oven Mitt

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Oven Mitts & Potholders

How can you be grouchy in socks this cool, you old codger? These funny men’s crew socks feature the words “Grumpy Old Man” in bold red letters alongside an even bolder black-and-white checkerboard pattern like a racing flag. Wear these babies while you holler at the young whippersnappers to get off your lawn! NOW! A great gift idea for dads and other old dudes!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Grumpy Old Man Socks | Mens

Oh, wow, what a cliffhanger! You’ve gotta watch another. Dang, this one is crazy, too! What could happen next? One more. What time is it? Oh, who cares! Keep the binge alive in these funny TV socks for men that say, “One more episode ... OK, one more episode.” They totally capture that Netflix magic that defines the modern media marathon, and they totally crack us up!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 55% Combed Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for women

by Blue Q

One More Episode Socks | Mens

Nothing says “I love you” like a sloth. They love to give out hugs! Just take a look at these cute sloth Valentine’s Day socks for women, featuring a pattern of smiling sloths hugging hearts. They’ll make great gifts for the huggers you know, as well as anyone who loves sloths. They are pretty adorable, you know?
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10.5
Contents: 47% Cotton, 34% Polyester, 22% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Hot Sox

Sloth Love Socks | Womens

Socks & Tights

Look, sometimes you just don’t want to admit that you’re the one who dealt it. We get it! Now, we have never used the particular excuse found on these funny women’s socks (we tend to blame the dog), but we love the sentiment all the same. “I never fart,” they say, above a pattern of dandelions. Of course, given dandelion greens’ status as a gas-fighting rock star, this might just be a true statement for you!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

I Never Fart Socks | Womens

Nice cattitude! These funny cat socks say, “My cat says you’re dumb,” revealing what we’ve suspected all along — they really are judging us humans all the time. The retro-style gym socks are a great choice for those sassy, snarky cat lovers you know who’d rather spend time with their feline friends than their human ones. Let the fur fly!
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Made in the USA

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Crew Length
Unisex: Fits a women’s shoe size 6 to a men’s shoe size 12.5
Contents: 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Gumball Poodle

My Cat Says You're Dumb Socks | Unisex

Socks have been the butt of bad Christmas gift jokes for decades, but we here at The Sock Drawer are trying to change that. Don't fear receiving socks in your stocking from grandma.. there is hope yet they will be the coolest pair you have ever owned. While the sock image as a whole is changing, it is still funny to make a mockery of the stereotype on these fun Blue Q socks.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Worst Gift Ever Socks | Mens

Generic cards are great and all, but nothing says “I love you” like a personal message. Now you can make a whole book of personal messages just for your mom! This fill-in-the-blank book is a thoughtful gift idea that will let your mom know exactly why she’s special. We love this as a gift idea for Mother’s Day, a mom’s birthday or any occasion!
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Hardcover, acetate book jacket. Includes 64 pages with fill-in prompts.
Dimensions: Fill-in-the-blank book measures 4.1" x 5.4"
by Emily McDowell & Friends

Things I Love About Mom Gift Book

Notebooks & Journals

Don’t even pretend anymore. You’ve been caught too many times. Everyone knows you didn’t hear the last thing that was said. Be honest with yourself and everyone you know by proudly rocking these funny men’s socks that say “Selective Hearing Specialist.” These also make a great gift for that certain man in your life ... he knows who he is ... and what he’s done.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 65% Combed Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Selective Hearing Specialist Socks | Mens

Looking for a funny gift for animal loving friends or co-workers? With sayings like “30 cats is a nice round number,” and “my cat hates you,” this hilarious pencil set is a fabulous gift idea for your favorite cat person. It’s the perfect addition to any desk or office!
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Includes 8 Standard No. 2 pencils
Check out our Cat collection for more paw-some socks and gifts!
by Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils For Cat People

Pens & Pencils

Tired of boring pens? Go retro with this funny pencil set for dog people! They’re labeled with funny sayings like, “Can I bring my dog?” and “My dog is lonely and I need to go home.” This set of eight hilarious pencils will look great on the desk of your favorite dog lover!
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Includes 8 Standard No. 2 pencils
Check out our Dog collection for more paw-some socks and gifts!
by Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils For Dog People

This funny pencil set offers a host of reasons for introverts to cancel out of gatherings. We’re not sure which we like better: “Sorry, I have ebola” or “my legs fell off this morning.” Give these pencils to your favorite loner, then get ready for some creative new excuses!
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Includes 8 Standard No. 2 pencils
Check out our Introverting collection for more gifts and socks!
by Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils For Introverts

Show off your green-thumb status and stay organized, all at the same time! This fun, reusable tote bag sports a gallery of potted plants and says, “Proud plant mom.” Made of recycled materials, this cute tote can handle groceries, clothes, books and more.
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Featuring hand and shoulder straps, plus an interior pocket for cell phone or keys.
Content: 95% post-consumer recycled material
Dimensions: 15"h x 16"w x 6"d
This design is also available on socks!
by Blue Q

Proud Plant Mom Large Tote Bag

Tote Bags

If the mountains are your happy place, then check out these fun men’s socks! These sky-blue socks show off an impressive, snow-capped mountain peak surrounded by pine trees. “I’d hike that,” they say. Just looking at them has us dreaming of hiking our next “14er” in Colorado or visiting the Canadian Rockies!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 6-12.5
Contents: 61% Cotton, 18% Nylon, 18% Polyester, 3% Spandex
by Hot Sox

I'd Hike That Socks | Men's

In both Greek and Roman mythology, Cupid used his bow and arrow to shoot the power of love wherever he wanted it to go. Pull on these fun men’s socks so that you’ll be ready to play Cupid this Valentine’s Day! These cool socks feature a pattern of red hearts, along with a few bows and arrows for good measure, and they’ll let everyone know your love of this lover’s holiday!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 6-12.5
Contents: 55% Cotton, 23% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for women

by Hot Sox

Bow & Arrow Socks | Men's

Ah, pizza. What would we do without you? This funny dish towel is perfect for anyone who believes in pizza angels, has a strong dislike of salads or just needs a good laugh. Added bonus: It will look amazing in any kitchen!
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Super-absorbent
Content: 100% Unbleached Cotton
Dimensions: 28"h x 21"w
Browse our entire Dish Towel collection to find your perfect dish towel!
Pairs perfectly with these Pizza socks for men and women!
by Blue Q

Fucking Pizza Dish Towel

Tea Towels

The pattern on this cute dish towel is so pretty but a bit ... complicated. Kind of like a few kitchens we’ve seen! Perfect for snarky and sarcastic friends, this funny dish towel will look fabulous in any kitchen where swearing is prevalent.
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Super-absorbent
Content: 100% Unbleached Cotton
Dimensions: 28"h x 21"w
by Blue Q

Clusterfuck Dish Towel

Know what? You don’t have to be a Super Mom! You can be an Okay Mom. That’s why we love this funny pencil set! With zingers like “Yay! Cheez-Its for dinner!” and more, these colorful pencils are a fabulous gift for Okay Moms everywhere.
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Includes 8 Standard No. 2 pencils
Looking for more fabulous gifts for Okay Moms? Check out this collection for all moms to find your perfect gift!
by Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils For Okay Moms

Get a little sarcastic with your office supplies with these funny pencils! Some of them feature quotes right out of the TV show The Office !, like “That’s what she said.” Others are great for any office, like “It’s hard to make new coffee.” Either way, they’re a great gift idea for all the office worker bees you know!
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Includes 8 Standard No. 2 pencils
Pairs perfectly with these hilarious 'Work Sucks' Pen Set!
by Whiskey River Soap Co.

Pencils For The Office

“Whatever happens we’re eating it,” this funny oven mitt proclaims. Is this the end scenario in your kitchen more often than not? There’s no shame, because everyone struggles sometimes! Besides, this colorful gift idea will look fabulous in any kitchen!
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Super-insulated
Includes one oven mitt
Content: 100% Cotton
Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt!
by Blue Q

Whatever Happens Oven Mitt

Perfect for cat lovers, this handy, handled tote bag is a great way to keep organized! It features a cute kitty standing over its food dish, insisting that it’s “chow time.” We love it! A wonderful idea for long car rides, this cute tote bag can hold snacks, lunches, books or games — get creative!
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Content: 95% post-consumer recycled material
Dimensions: 10"h x 8.5"w x 4.5"d
Add to your tote bag with these purr-fect gifts for cat lovers!
by Blue Q

Chow Time Small Tote Bag

A new twist on the old song lyrics by Simon and Garfunkel, this funny oven mitt is sure to spice up any kitchen decor. Spices grow out of colorful pots against a black background on this quirky oven mitt, which will look great in use or just hanging on your wall for laughs!
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Super-insulated
Includes one oven mitt
Content: 100% Cotton
Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt!
by Blue Q

Parsley, Sage, Fuck Off Oven Mitt

This funny toothbrush is a little romantic reminder of the real reason to brush your teeth, especially in the morning. Sure, healthy teeth are important, but so is banishing gross morning breath! It says, “Wanna make out?” You might want to buy this cute toothbrush in pairs so that you can give them to your favorite couple!
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Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
BPA-free for safety.
by Blue Q

Wanna Make Out Toothbrush

Toothbrush Holders

This cute coin purse makes for a thoughtful gift! “You’re beautiful, don’t change,” it says, surrounded by a pretty pink geometric pattern. Perfect for keeping organized, this zippered purse is sure to bring a smile to whoever carries it. And really, the most beautiful attribute is a smile!
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Content: 95% post-consumer recycled material
Dimensions: 3"h x 4"w
Uplift your soul with many more gifts from our Inspiration collection!
by Blue Q

You're Beautiful Coin Purse

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OK, so most guys tend to have a certain amount of pride in their farting abilities. (Yeah, we know. Not *all* men.) These funny men’s fart socks are perfect for the guy who takes that pride to the executive level. “President of the Local Gas Company,” they say, against a background of what we assume are some pretty foul-smelling clouds. Pull on these crazy socks and sit down with a big bowl of chili!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q