Make sure your dad knows exactly why he’s so awesome with this cool fill-in-the-blank book! Prompts include great lines like “You’re the best _____ in the entire world.” A thoughtful and unique gift idea for Father’s Day, dad’s birthday or just because!
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Hardcover, acetate book jacket. Includes 64 pages with fill-in prompts.
Dimensions: Fill-in-the-blank book measures 4.1" x 5.4"
by Emily McDowell & Friends

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Things I Love About Dad Gift Book

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Notebooks & Journals

Not everyone can grow old as gracefully as a bonsai tree. Of course, trees can’t talk! If they did, we wonder if this is what they might say in response to being called old. These funny men’s socks, which feature potted bonsai trees and the words “Yeah, I’m old. Fuck you,” are perfect for the, shall we say, more seasoned man.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 49% Combed Cotton, 49% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Yeah, I'm Old Socks | Mens

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Size

Men's Socks

There’s nothing in life that can’t be improved by a little creative cursing. For some of us, anyway! Show that you take your “Motherfucking dental hygiene” seriously enough to swear with this funny toothbrush. We love the wide grip because it’s super comfortable and lets you control the angle of brushing. An awesome toothbrush like this makes a hilarious gag gift!
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Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
BPA-free for safety.
by Blue Q

Dental Hygiene Toothbrush

Toothbrush Holders

So many fabulous modern inventions: The automobile. The artificial heart. The Mars Rover. 3D printing. And yet, nobody has ever invented coffee-flavored toothpaste. What’s up with that?!? This funny toothbrush acknowledges that conundrum. It says, “Can’t wait until my mouth tastes like coffee again” right on the handle! A great gift for coffee lovers everywhere.
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Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
BPA-free for safety.
by Blue Q

Tastes Like Coffee Toothbrush

There are lots of bad ass women out there in the world, but not all of them are willing to step up and take care of everyone around them. You probably know a woman like that. Maybe you *are* a woman like that! So pick up this fun toothbrush, which is a fabulous celebration of caring, strong women, and display it proudly!
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Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
BPA-free for safety.
by Blue Q

Bad Ass Woman Toothbrush

Girls Clothing

Keep those teeth of yours healthy, girrrrl! Sure, for smiling and all, but we think healthy choppers are necessary for taking a major bite out of life! This funny toothbrush has soft, rounded bristles for a gentle touch. We love the bright printing on both sides, so that you’re sure to get the message! It says, “Listen close and you’re hear my girl power!” Girrrrrrrrl, you better pick up this awesome toothbrush for your favorite feminist!
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Soft, rounded bristles for safe and gentle effectiveness
High quality, high count bristles for long-lasting cleaning power.
Wide handle for comfy grip. Smooth turns to remove plaque and stains at every angle.
BPA-free for safety.
by Blue Q

Hear My Girl Power Toothbrush

The bear on this funny greeting card wears a tracksuit and a medal, and he’s offering up the best congratulations of all — the highest of high fives!
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Blank inside. Comes with a matching kraft envelope.
Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks.
Dimensions: A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
by Emily McDowell & Friends

Highest Of High Fives Card

Cards: Congrats

Socks might seem like a small token of appreciation, but we think your favorite doctor, nurse or other healthcare professional will be thrilled to receive these cuties! Covered in medical images and emblems, these fun women’s medical socks are waaaaaay more practical to wear than a cape. And yes, medical workers are definitely heroes!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 50% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for men

by Socksmith

Healthcare Heroes Socks | Womens

Socks & Tights

A perfect gift for oenophiles (that’s wine lovers for the rest of you common-folk), these funny women’s socks let you know that if there is ever a question about wine, the answer is yes. We love the shades of red on these drinking socks, which say, “Dear wine, yes” surrounded by a pretty and abstract pattern. Slip these on and pour yourself a glass or two!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 55% Nylon, 43% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Dear Wine, Yes Socks | Women's

We love the wild pattern on these funny women’s word socks, which are sure to match with any outfit. And who says you can’t be anxious about stuff and still be sexy? It’s a particular look, we’ll grant you that, and one that will definitely be enhanced by these crazy socks, which say, “anxious & sexy” in big, bold letters!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 55% Nylon, 43% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Anxious & Sexy Socks | Women's

Who says you shouldn’t take words literally? Not these funny socks for women! “These are my dressy socks,” they say, surrounded by a pattern of frocks and gowns. As you know, the sock fairies believe you should wear fun novelty socks with everything, and that definitely includes dresses! Slip on these fun word socks and get creative!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 55% Nylon, 43% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

My Dressy Socks Socks | Women's

Talk about tough love! “Watch out,” these funny women’s socks say. “I’ll fuckin’ hug you.” Perfect for women who have the mouth of a sailor but the soul of a real sweetheart, these hilarious socks are both threatening and thoughtful, bold and beautiful. There’s nothing quite like punctuating unabashed joy with an F-bomb!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 67% Combed Cotton, 30% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

I'll Fuckin' Hug You Socks | Women's

Show off your sweet and your sassy natures with these hilarious women’s cat socks! They feature a smiling and adorable kitty, happy singing birds and the one phrase we all associate with greatness: “fuck off.” Perfect for those times when you just want to do your own thing, these funny socks are also ideal for cat lovers who also love cursing!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 6-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
by ModSocks

Fuck Off Kitty Cat Socks | Women's

Are you one of those women who always seems to end up doing more than your fair share of the work on any given project? Well these funny socks might just say what you’re thinking: “You’re fucking welcome, everybody.” We love the pretty geometric people pattern of these sassy, passive-aggressive socks. They’re perfect for anyone whose hard work is woefully underappreciated.
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 67% Combed Cotton, 30% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

You're Fucking Welcome Socks | Women's

Free time? What’s that? Working moms might laugh especially hard at these funny women’s socks, but really, they’re just right for anyone who has a whole lot on their plate! We love how the words “free time” are surrounded by laughter on these cute word socks. They’re perfect for stressed-out friends or loved ones who could use a good laugh!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 65% Combed Cotton, 33% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Free Time Socks | Women's

Getting struck with an arrow from Cupid’s bow is supposed to make you fall in love, so these cute women’s socks are perfect for Valentine’s Day! They feature adorable little hearts, as well as bows with arrows ready for Cupid to come along and pick up. Keep in mind that Cupid’s arrow can strike at any time, so you might just want to wear these fun socks year-round!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10.5
Contents: 56% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 20% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for men

by Hot Sox

Bow & Arrow Socks | Women's

We think socks are waaaay cuter than any taffeta bridesmaid’s dress! These cute women’s wedding socks say “Maid of Honor” against a backdrop of pretty roses and come in a beautiful blush color. Perfect for a bachelorette party and great to wear during a wedding planning session, these socks are also a fun gift to say thank you to your best girl or for a “will you be my maid of honor?” present!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10.5
Contents: 60% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 17% Polyester, 2% Spandex
by Hot Sox

Maid Of Honor Socks | Womens

Plant moms, unite! The best part about a potted plant garden is that it’s achievable no matter if you live in a big house or a tiny apartment! We love the pattern of easy-to-grow plants in terra cotta pots on these fun plant socks for women. And even if your green thumb is just aspirational, we still think you should give these fun gardening socks a try. Just pull them on and you’re practically Instagram-ready!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Also available for men

by Socksmith

Home Grown Socks | Women's

What is it about pandas that makes them so darn cute? Maybe it’s those adorable little snub noses. Maybe it’s their bumbling gate, so similar to human toddlers. Or is it the somersaults? We don’t know, but we are certain that pandas are universally loved. So we love these cute women’s animal socks, which feature a pattern of frolicking pandas! These fun socks make great gifts for people you love to hug!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 51% Nylon, 48% Cotton, 1% Spandex
by Socksmith

Cuddle Puddle Socks | Women's

This animal-inspired vinyl sticker is almost too adorable for words! It’s a tiny fox wearing a flower headband, along with a bright yellow dress and blue slippers. This big, colorful sticker is sure to draw a smile from everyone who sees it! Stickers are fun and inexpensive gifts, and this fox sticker is a great way for anyone to express themselves!
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Size: 3” x 4”
by Pipsticks

Fox Sticker

Home & Furniture

“Teaching for the money and fame,” proclaims one of the pens in this hilarious set made just for teachers. They’re a fabulous gift for the educator in your life, and they’ll fit right in on any desk. The best part? One of the pens comes with red ink (we’re guessing it’s the one that says, “grade now, cry later”). Your favorite teacher will definitely want to lend out these funny pens!
Here’s all the phrases:

Dreaming of summer break
Grade now, cry later
I teach therefore I drink
Teaching for the money and fame
Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.

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Set of five ballpoint pens. Four have black ink and one has red!
Pairs perfectly with these Teacher's World socks for men and women!
by Fun Club

Teachers Pen Set

In Japanese, “kawaii” is basically a combination of cute, tiny and loveable. One look at this big cactus sticker and you’ll definitely agree that it screams kawaii! We love the tiny smiling face on this green and pink cactus. This sticker is perfect for plant lovers and anime lovers alike, and we think it’s the perfect gift to get anyone to smile!
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Size: 3” x 4”
by Pipsticks

Kawaii Paddle Cactus Sticker

Sometimes, work is just no fun at all. The snarky pens in this set offer up sayings like, “Never too early to start dreading Monday” and are the perfect writing utensils to reach for when you’re having a bad day. Maybe you don’t want to leave them sitting out where your boss can see them though? Those neon colors are hard to miss!
Here’s all the phrases:

Never too early to start dreading Monday
I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow
This meeting could have been an email
Same thing, different day
Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock

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Set of 5 pens of black ink.
Check out our Sassy & Snarky collection for when the Sunday scaries hit!
by Fun Club

Work Sucks Pen Set

If you ask us, adulthood is awfully overrated. These hilarious and snarky pens are a great gag gift, graduation present or reward for getting a “real” job. Keep these pens handy in your bag or at your desk, because lending out a pen that says, “Growing up was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done” is guaranteed to get a giggle!
Here’s all the phrases:

Very reluctant adult
Growing up was the dumbest thing I've ever done
Lover of cancelled plans
I need an adultier adult
So much for knowing everything when I'm older

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Set of 5 ballpoint pens with black ink.
Pairs perfectly with these ' Can't Adult ' and ' Adult in Training ' socks!
by Fun Club

Adulthood Pen Set

These funny pens are so perfect for dog lovers, you’ll want to buy them in batches. That way you can keep at least one set for yourself! With quirky sayings like “Dogs > People” and “Ask me about my dog,” you’ll want to keep these pens handy at all times. They’ll look right at home in your bag or on your desk, in your kitchen ... the possibilities are endless!
Here’s all the phrases:

Dogs > People
Ask me about my dog
Sorry I can’t, I have plans with my dog
Hi, can I pet your dog?
Dogs are cheaper than therapy

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Set of 5 ballpoint pens with black ink.
Check out our entire dog collection for more paw-some socks and gifts!
by Fun Club

Dog Lovers Pen Set

You’ll definitely want to drink your morning pick-me-up in this uplifting mug, which is full of pick-me-up quotes! We see everything from “Dream big” to “It’s OK to say no,” with all shades in between. Really, there’s a quote for everyone on this colorful mug, so you should pick up more than one — they’ll make great gifts for friends, co-workers and more! The hidden message on the bottom of this mug says, “Feel good today,” and that’s something the sock fairies want for everyone!
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Size: 14 oz.
Ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in a really cool gift box!
Check out our inspirational collection for even more positive affirmations!
by Ginger Fox

Positive Affirmations Mug

Coffee Mugs

This gorgeous coffee mug follows the thought cycle of a plant addict from “I have too many plants” to “Just one more plant” and all the stages in between. As fellow plant lovers, we get it! Besides, is there any such thing as too many plants? This fun mug seems to be inviting you to find out! Decorated with many potted plants, you just might find some new plant inspiration with your morning beverage!
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Size: 12 oz.
Ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in a really cool gift box!
Plant lovers, check out these house plant socks!
by Ginger Fox

Plant Addict Mug

Bees are some of the most important insects in the world! This colorful mug has a lively pattern of bees and bee-friendly plants, like rosemary and lavender, as well as excellent suggestions like “Grow organic” and more. There’s also a special message deep inside this plant-themed mug, which is perfect for gardeners and bee-keepers alike! It says, “Bee kind.”
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Size: 14 oz.
Ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in a really cool gift box!
Check out our Queen Bee and Buzzing Bee socks! They're un-bee-lievably popular!
by Ginger Fox

Bee A Friend Mug

This cool coffee mug is loaded with illustrated, expert advice on fishing. There’s everything from lures to hooks to bait and more! Even better, there’s a special “hidden” message on the bottom of the cup. Directions to the secret fishing spot? You’ll have to finish your beverage to find out! You’ll want to catch this mug for your favorite angler. Don’t let it be the one that got away!
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Size: 14 oz.
Ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in a really cool gift box!
Pairs perfectly with our Fishing Lure socks!
by Ginger Fox

Fishing Tips Mug

Sometimes it feels impossible to understand your cat’s moods, much less predict them. Good thing for this fun cat mug! It’s covered with illustrations and — more importantly, we think — exactly what each cat behavior means! We love the one with a kitty swishing the tip of its tail. The interpretation? “This means war.” Your friends with cats will love adding this mug to their collection!
Details:

Size: 12 oz.
Ceramic
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Comes in a really cool gift box!
Pairs purr-fectly with our cat socks!
by Ginger Fox