If you are ringmaster of your crazy so-called life, than all of your friends are the goonish clowns who also star in the show. Put on a performance for your onlookers by slipping on these colorful socks before you take center stage. With a cool, retro feel and a bold, colorful scheme, these awesome socks are almost just as unique as you are.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
Also available for men

This design is also available on a pencil case!
by Blue Q

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Ringmaster Of Shit Show Socks | Womens

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Socks & Tights

Some days, the magic that’s deep down inside every woman comes bubbling out all over! These funny unicorn socks are for the other days. They feature an image of a pretty pink unicorn and these wise words: “Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.” On the rough days, just pretend you’re a mythical, magical beast!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a pencil case!
by Blue Q

Always Be A Unicorn Socks | Women's

On those days when you feel ready to save the world, slip on these fun and empowering socks that say, “I’m a girl. What’s your superpower?” Splashes of red, orange and pink exploding from a star kinda remind us of how amazing women fill this sometimes-gray world with color and love every day. Get out there and make your life super!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 52% Nylon, 48% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Superpower Socks  | Womens

You know that phrase “Dance like nobody’s watching”? Yeah, you’ve had that down for years! These fun women’s socks feature a bunch of ladies unabashedly cutting a rug alongside the words “Me when my song comes on.” They’re shaking it all over these cute crew socks, perfect for the woman who can really break it down.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 52% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Me When My Song Comes On Socks | Womens

Add some extra meat, tomato and lettuce into your diet with these awesomely colorful taco socks in either purple or black. No need to wait until Tuesday, feel free to indulge in your Mexican food cravings any day of the week.
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
Also available for men

by Socksmith

Tacos Socks | Womens

Sometimes life can get a little crazy during the holiday rush. We love the hustle and bustle, too, but sometimes we could use a little reminder to just slow down and enjoy the holidays! They only come once a year! That’s why we love these funny sloth Christmas socks for men. They feature sloths in Santa hats, hanging out on large candy canes. Some are even holding gifts, an invitation to treat yourself to some relaxation this holiday season!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Socksmith

Merry Slothmas Christmas Socks | Mens

Men's Socks

These fun socks aren't for just Sundays on the range... they mean business. While they may encompass your optimism at the beginning of the round, a greater representation of the frustration by the end would be more along the lines of Happy Gilmore: Why don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Golf Swing Socks | Mens

Ready to feel like a boss? Slip into these fabulously feminist and super sassy women's socks that say, "Mother fucking girl power." They're the perfect empowering accessories for all you wonderful women out there to strut your way through your day with power, passion and grace. Get it, girl!

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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Girl Power Socks | Womens

Like a colorful, delicate flower pattern on a dark gray background, you’re a little bit complicated — and that’s clearly a beautiful thing! These funny floral socks say, “I’m complicated, thank you,” celebrating the eccentric mish-mosh that makes each one of us greater than the sum of our parts. Which side will you show off today?
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Nylon, 47% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a zipper pouch!
by Blue Q

I'm Complicated Socks | Womens

Hey, you guys. Come on. Just like, center yourselves. It’s easy to find peace in these lovely floral socks for women that say, “Namaste, you guys.” They feature a pretty flower design all over the pink crew socks. Yoga lovers and others who just radiate a calm, cool vibe will find them a perfect fit!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Namaste You Guys Socks | Womens

Tips for getting through your next work meeting ... No. 1: Write down one piece of information from the speaker at the beginning, wait 10 minutes, and ask for it to be explained again. No. 2: Sleep the rest of the meeting if you have remembered to draw eyeballs on your eyelids beforehand. No. 3: Wear these comfy and fun meeting socks from Blue Q. All in a good day's work ...
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 69% Combed Cotton, 30% Nylon, and 1% Spandex
Also available for men

by Blue Q

This Meeting Is Bullshit Socks | Womens

Sloths totally love hanging around. Like, for hours on end. And that's how long you'll get enjoyment out of these fun sloth socks in a knee high length! These are perfect for anyone who wants to put a smile on her face throughout the day or who takes inspiration from the relaxed style of these awesome animals.
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Knee high length
Super stretchy for slim or wide calves.
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, and 3% Spandex
Also available in women's crew

by ModSocks

Sloth Stripe Knee High Socks | Womens

Long Socks

Like most women, you're a little bit "sweet as sugar" and a little bit "bad to the bone." These awesome, colorful socks from Blue Q symbolize that mix of hard and soft by putting "I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower" in the middle of some pretty, delicate designs. With a little bit of water and sunlight, you can nurture the awesomeness growing within!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 53% Nylon, 45% Combed Cotton, and 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Delicate Fucking Flower Socks | Womens

Fire up the Netflix and slip into these funny binge-watching socks for TV-loving women! In today’s modern world, shows seem designed to make you want to watch just “One more episode,” as these silly socks say, and who are we to deny those impulses?! Sink deeper into the couch, ignore the clock, and just click play!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 55% Combed Cotton, 43% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for men

by Blue Q

One More Episode Socks | Womens

Did you just craft what appeared to be a bunch of construction paper scraps into the most gorgeous table centerpieces ever? Why, you crafty bitch! That’s what these funny arts & crafts socks are calling you, anyway — we didn’t say it! We would never! We are in awe of your skill on the sewing machine. Now will you please help us whip up a costume?
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Nylon, 48% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

You Crafty Bitch Socks  | Womens

Know a woman who loves crafting perfect cookies, pies and cakes? Tell her to try not to get too much flour on these sweet baking socks! These make a great gift idea for the woman who already has the best mixers, rolling pins and silicone sheets. They feature all the tools of the trade, including muffin tins, oven mitts and more. Just make sure she knows she owes you in treats!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10.5
Contents: 52% Cotton, 30% Nylon, 16% Polyester, 2% Spandex
by Hot Sox

Baking Socks | Womens

Look, it’s not a big deal, OK!? You just drink a lot of water! That’s a good thing! There’s no need to be embarrassed anymore about your frequent bathroom breaks. Wear with pride these funny socks that say, “I have to pee ... again.” Looks like the horseback rider on these crew socks is going to have to dismount ... again. Just deal with it, everybody! Oh, and these also make a hilarious baby shower gift for a pregnant woman!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 67% Combed Cotton, 31% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

I Have To Pee...again Socks | Womens

What’s wrong with being a little extra sometimes? You know you’re fabulous, so go ahead and own it! These funny floral crew socks make it clear that you’re a “fancy bitch,” alongside pretty flower decorations. You clearly have a great sense of style and a great sense of humor, lovely lady!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

You Fancy Bitch Socks | Womens

These hilarious book socks say what you have wanted to say so many times: “Fuck off, I’m reading.” No more listening to that barista patron prattle on about her new purse, your spouse detail a fascinating drive to the store, your kid tell you about school. Wait — maybe listen to that one. Then get back to your book, curled up on the couch in these fun reading socks.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Nylon, 48% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Fuck Off, I'm Reading Socks | Womens

We understand the feeling. Make your message clear by wearing this pair of fun novelty socks, and avoid small talk around the water cooler altogether. That means you, Jim.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, and 3% Spandex

by Blue Q

I Hate Everyone Too Socks | Womens

Talk about a nature lover! These funny men’s tree socks are perfect for the guy who, while in the woods, might take a deep breath and say, “I fucking love it out here.” Featuring a print of trees and a little snow on the ground, these socks are made to be worn hiking, camping or for whatever adventure you have planned in the great outdoors!
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12
Contents: 57% Cotton, 41% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for women

by Blue Q

I Fucking Love It Out Here Socks | Mens

This painting needs no introduction. Van Gogh's famous Starry Night was painted from his view at the insane asylum, although he rightfully chose to omit the metal bars covering his window from the picture. If you are going insane over this masterpiece, rock the gorgeous painting on your unique art socks as an homage to the crazed artist himself.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Available as a knee high and for men

Contents: 55% Cotton, 22% Nylon, 21% Polyester, and 2% Spandex

by Hot Sox

Starry Night Socks | Womens

And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the fabric that was tied and sewed up here for me. And I’ll gladly wake up, with these fun knee highs on my feet, Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land, and that my socks you cannot beat.
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Knee high length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Lycra
Also available as a crew sock for women and for men

by Socksmith

Flag Knee High Socks | Womens

Steam may be coming out of your ears and your face might be bright red, but just take a look at the lovely blue floral scene on these funny women’s socks. It will help calm you down, right along with the funny saying hidden among the flowers: “Bitch, I AM relaxed.” Perfect for women with an attitude!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

Bitch I Am Relaxed Socks | Womens

The rambling but highly complimentary message on this funny dish towel will make anyone laugh! Among many other things, it says, “Your food is amazing ... and your personality is pretty good too, I guess.” We think it would make a hilarious gift for those friends you have who are waaay better cooks than you, and it also makes a great housewarming gift!
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Super-absorbent
Content: 100% Unbleached Cotton
Dimensions: 28"h x 21"w
Browse our entire Dish Towel collection to find your perfect dish towel!
by Blue Q

Your Food Is Amazing Dish Towel

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Tea Towels

On the surface, you are just another bright and cheery employee happy to be here... but when you get home and kick your feet up, you know the truth. This crazy purple and blue design is eye-catching in all the right places. Now stop giggling at your feet and get back to work.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

I Love My Job Socks | Womens

Deck the halls and the paws! On these funny Christmas dog socks for men, a pack of proud Corgis are happy to be wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers, bringing cheer to anyone who pets them! The fun crew socks also feature green stripes and dog bones with bows tied around them for extra festive touches.
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Crew length
Fits men's shoe size 8-13
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
Also available for women

by ModSocks

Corgi Christmas Socks | Mens

Are you feeling a little short on your beauty sleep? These funny women’s socks might help! They feature fluffy sheep just waiting to be counted and say, “In loving memory of sleep.” Sure, these cute socks would make a great gift for sleep-deprived new moms, but we think they’re also perfect for students, nurses, people who work at The Sock Drawer during the holidays ...
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

In Loving Memory Of Sleep Socks | Womens

Not feline too generous about who deserves your love, eh? We purr-fectly understand that cattitude! These funny cat socks for women say, “People I love: 1. Cats,” and they have a pattern of cute kitties all over. Cats really do beat out humans every time. How many humans do you know who purr when you scratch their chins? Actually, we don’t wanna know.
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a zipper pouch!
by Blue Q

People I Love: Cats Socks | Womens

We believe that there’s a time and a place for everything. These funny women’s food socks are here to reinforce that idea! They feature cups of coffee and glasses of wine. They also say “AM” and “PM,” although it seems to be a little ambiguous as to which goes with which. Looks like you’ll get to decide for yourself!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10
Contents: 50% Nylon, 24% Polyester, 23% Cotton, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell