You annoy me the least so I love you the most.
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You Annoy Me The Least.... Love Card

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Cards: Love

I'm sorry. I was wrong. (wanna have make up sex now?) Love card
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I'm Sorry. I Was Wrong...  Love Card

You charmed me.
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You Charmed Me... Greeting Card

Sometimes when you love someone it makes you do crazy shit. (what I'm trying to say is sorry...)
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Love Makes You Do Crazy Shit...  Love Card

You are stuck with me
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You Are Stuck With Me.... Love Card

Holy shit, I love You So Much...  Love card
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Holy Shit, I Love You So Much...  Love Card

Sometimes I think of you and just end up with this stupid grin on my face.
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Stupid Grin On My Face...  Friendship Card

The world outside can feel uncertain but we have each other.
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We Have Each Other.... Love Card

Holy shit we're still married.
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We're Still Married... Anniversary Card

I Love Your Penis
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I Love Your Penis... Friendship Card

Let's be each other's Valentines (but like, hella sarcastically...)
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Hella Sarcastic Valentine's...  Love Card

Let's suffer through monogamy together
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Let's Suffer Through Monogamy Together...  Love Card

Let's just shut off our phones, drive to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves crashing.
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Let's Drive To The Beach...  Love Card

Let's take some drugs and have sex. (and by drugs I mean birth control.)
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Sex And Drugs...  Love Card

Let's Hump
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Let's Hump...  Love Card

I love you.
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I Love You.... Love Card

I like you. I'll kill you last.
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I'll Kill You Last...  Love Card

You make the world a better place.
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You Make The World A Better Place... Greeting Card

I love you enough to provide you with an alibi.
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Alibi...  Greeting Card

Hanging out with you sometimes makes me feel like I just popped a molly.
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Popped A Molly...  Love Card

Remember how badly we wanted to get married and have kids? Now look at us. Just fucking look at us. (I love you...)
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Just Look At Us...  Love Card

Quality Time. I Love You.
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Quality Time... Love Card

Dear diary, Today I saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopefull that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
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Dear Diary...  Love Card

I Love You.
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I Love You... Greeting Card

You stole my god damn heart.
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You Stole My God Damn Heart...  Love Card

I knew you were the one.
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I Knew You Were The One.... Love Card

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Thought Bubbles...  Love Card

We're better together.
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We're Better Together... Love Card

Home is where your cute butt is.
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Home Is Where.... Love Card

We were written in the stars.
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We Were Written In The Stars... Love Card

Thank you for letting me see your boobies sometimes... I think they're neato. (I love you.)
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I Think They're Neato...  Love Card

Folding note card with kraft envelope. Letterpress printed on 110lb recycled white paper. Blank inside.

Card size: 4.25" x 5.50" (folded)

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Hammerpress

Hey Sexy Tiger

4" x 6" flat postcard

Eco-friendly ink printed on luxe heavyweight paper
Made in the USA

Get to Know the Maker: E. Frances Paper
Frances Paper is a family-owned paper goods company based in Newport, Rhode Island. Launched in 2013 by Emily Roberts and her cousins Ali Flippin and Jenni Laundon, E. Frances Paper was named after the trio’s grandmothers, Elizabeth and Frances.
With characters and words that jump off the page and come to life, the joy in E. Frances designs lies in their whimsy, humor, and simplicity. Each E. Frances card begins as an original watercolor painting, and is then printed in brilliant color on luxe, heavyweight paper in the USA.
Sky Dog Postcard by E. Frances Paper

Read Between The Lines® | Modern Stationery + Gift

Read Between The Lines

Sky Dog Postcard

White foil on deep teal paper

Foil stamped by hand on a vintage letterpress in Dallas, Texas
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Soft white envelope
FSC (Forest Stewardship Council) certified, archival-quality paper
4.25" x 5.5" folded card
Available in single card or boxed set of 6

Get to Know the Maker: Read Between The Lines®

Read Between The Lines® products feature original expressions that get stuck in your head and heart. Find our collection of fine paper goods, gifts and apparel online, at our namesake stores in Dallas and Plano, Texas, and in retailers throughout the USA . We are honored to partner with the “I Have A Dream” Foundation”® of Dallas. Your purchase provides after-school tutoring, achievement opportunities and nutrition to underserved children in Dallas, Texas, our hometown.
Such An Idiot Card by RBTL®
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GC526 -BX

Such An Idiot Card

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4.25" x 5.5" folded card with yellow envelope
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Get To Know The Maker: Warren Tales
Peddling puns since 2013, Lindsey Yuriko Warriner is the writer and genius behind this witty line of greeting cards. With every card, she hopes to add a bit more whimsy to the world.
Go Away Times Card by Warren Tales

Go Away Times Card

4.25" x 5.5" folded card with berry red envelope
Eco-friendly ink printed on luxe heavyweight paper
Kissed with metallic foil
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Made in the USA

Get to Know the Maker: E. Frances Paper
Frances Paper is a family-owned paper goods company based in Newport, Rhode Island. Launched in 2013 by Emily Roberts and her cousins Ali Flippin and Jenni Laundon, E. Frances Paper was named after the trio’s grandmothers, Elizabeth and Frances.
With characters and words that jump off the page and come to life, the joy in E. Frances designs lies in their whimsy, humor, and simplicity. Each E. Frances card begins as an original watercolor painting, and is then printed in brilliant color on luxe, heavyweight paper in the USA.
Lucky Night Card by E. Frances Paper