Will there be White Claws and can I bring my dog?
Neoprene foam koozie.

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Will There Be White Claws? White Claw Koozie

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Be Kind. It's So Gangster. Amazing new sticker designed by our friends at Sunshine Day
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 4.25" x 3"

Be Kind. It's So Gangster... Vinyl Sticker

Stickers

Sarcasm is a true skill that takes years to perfect. Announce your supreme ability to insult idiots without them realizing it with our I Speak Fluent Sarcasm engraved key chain. This also makes a great gift idea for that sarcastic friend in your life.
This classy "Hotel" style key chain is built to last and will make you laugh. The key chain is constructed from solid 1/8" poly with a brass grommet and split key ring.
Designed and shipped from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm. Hotel Key Chain

Keychains

When I say I will be ready in five minutes consider it like a football game when there is five minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams still have all their timeouts. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2"

Ready In Five Minutes.... Magnet.

When a woman is in her "Bangs Phase" just stay the fuck... she's going through some serious shit right now. Custom designed refrigerator magnet. Dimensions: 2" x 3" Square

Bangs Phase... Magnet.

Every great friendship begins with "When we first met I thought you were a total bitch."
Wine glass size: 19 oz
This wine glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.

Every Great Friendship... Wine Glass

"Do you like bean enchiladas? Getting caught in the rain?" ~Rupert Holmes Officially, this song is titled Escape... but virtually everyone knows it as The Pina Colada song. Everyone, that is, except the scores of half-hearted fans who know it as the Bean Enchiladas Song. According to Wikipedia, Escape was the last number one hit of the 1970's topping the charts the final week of 1979... so there you go.

Do You Like Bean Enchiladas makes a fantastic addition to our Wrong Lyrics Pint Glass series. This fabulous stainless steel pint glass has Rupert Holmes' wrong lyric printed directly on the glass. The tumbler is hilarious and makes a great gift and a wonderful conversation piece... it is an especially great gift for people who love to laugh. Each pint glass comes carefully packaged in a lovely gift box.

This stainless steel pint glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana. You can view our entire line of hilarious Wrong Lyric Glasses here. Wrong Lyrics Glass Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended

Do You Like Bean Enchiladas? Wrong Lyrics Pint Glass.

Not to brag, but I'm really good at wine.
Wine glass size: 19 oz
This wine glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.

Not To Brag, But... Wine Glass

Not to brag, but I'm really good at beer. Size: 16oz

Not To Brag... Pint Glass

How do people who aren't married ever find out that they are not loading the dishwasher correctly? Custom designed refrigerator magnet. Dimensions: 2" x 3"

Loading The Dishwasher Correctly... Magnet

I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Vintage Beer Koozie. Spread joy and positivity -with a dash of neg-head sarcasm with our now famous I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Beer Koozie. It's a hot summer day and the sun is shining bright... but not as bright as you, you magnificent bastard. Keep your beer cold and your smile big with this amazing beer can cooler. Put the Cool back in can coolers... remember the extra thick (and buoyant... they float.) beer koozies from the 70s and 80s? Well, we decided to bring them back. The cheap, flimsy, foldable koozies of today just don't get the job done on a hot summer day. This beer koozie is virtually indestructible and will quickly become an indispensable part of your camping and beer drinking gear collection. This classy can cooler makes an amazing gift idea for the optimistic/sarcastic beer lover in your life. Like all of our unique beer gifts, this beer koozie comes in a thoughtfully prepared gift box.

I Am A Ray Of Sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie

Muttering What The Fuck to myself is an essential part of my personal brand... Magnet. Now with social media being so popular, we all have to have a personal brand to uphold. Many of us would be lost entirely, with no identity at all without the sweet, sweet phrase What the Fuck. It's really a weird phrase. Is it even used as a question anymore? It's so versatile it can be utilized for any occasion. Pizza guy is late? WTF! Your team fumbles the ball? WTF! Your spouse wants you to help with dishes? WTF! Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2" Square

Muttering Wtf... Magnet.

Some friends exercise together. Us, we drink. That's our hobby. This hilarious wine label peels off and placed on a bottle of wine of your choice. It's great idea for bringing wine to a party!
**Wine not included, duh! Size: 4.75" x 3.75" Turn any ordinary wine bottle into a bottle of fun with these hilarious labels. Peel the label from the backing and voila! These wine labels work best on bottles with no taper (like a cabernet bottle.) If you want to apply the wine label to a pinot bottle or bottle of champagne, place it lower to void crinkling where the bottle's taper begins.

Drinking Is Our Hobby... Wine Label

Introverted but willing to discuss serial killers. Temporary Tattoo. Temporary tattoo dimensions: 1.25" x 1.5"

Introverted... Temporary Tattoo.

"Theeeere's a bathroom on the right!" ~ Creedence Clearwater Revival The year: 1969. The band: Creedence Clearwater Revival. John Fogerty's bladder was full and a genius mistaken lyric was born. Bad Moon Rising made only made it to No. 2 on US Billboard charts -but made it to No. 1 in the UK...  Of course, this mistaken lyric never gained popularity across the pond since they call their bathrooms The Loo. Written by John Fogerty, John claims the song is about "the apocalypse that is soon to be visited upon us." That's one ominous trip to the bathroom. True Fact: John Fogerty often sings the mistaken lyric when performing this song live -much to the delight of CCR's fans. This stainless steel pint glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.  You can view our entire line of hilarious Mistaken Lyric Tumblers here. Tumbler Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended

Theeeere's A Bathroom On The Right - Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

I can dance all night but couldn't possibly exercise for more than two minutes... Magnet. This is probably how Zumba got invented... but you're no dummy. You figured out quickly that Zumba is just exercise pretending to be dancing... Who knows why you never run out of gas when you go out dancing? Our guess is all the hotties on the dance floor. That, plus all the cosmos you down during the slow songs. Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2"

I Can Dance All Night... Magnet.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster... Custom designed iron-on embroidered patch. Being a gangster can feel good. Even Damn good at times. But you know what feels even better? Wearing this patch on your jean jacket, hat or backpack and proclaiming it to the world.
Inspired by the Geto Boys’ 1999 hit song of the same name, “Damn it feels good to be a gangster” proclaims a universal truth that all of us can get behind, even more than 15 years later. Now get out there and hustle for it! Dimensions: 3" Diameter

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster... Patch.

I just fucking love dogs, ok? Because dogs rule. They're man's best friend and cute as hell to boot. Also, they are a great way to make friends at the dog park...
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 3.5" x 3.25"

I Just Fucking Love Dogs, Ok? ... Vinyl Sticker

Chit Chat Survivor... Custom designed iron-on embroidered patch. Dimensions: 3.5" X 2.5"

Chit Chat Survivor... Patch.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... Shot glass.
Most people attribute this quote to Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan (and some people say Michael Scott from the Office.) However, it's a little known fact that this sage missive actually belongs to Jose Cuervo! Or maybe it was Jack Daniels. One of those guys... Either way, this shot glass makes a great gift and slides easily into Christmas Stockings! As a bonus, our You Miss 100% of the shots shot glass arrives in a carefully packaged gift box.
Shot glass size: 3.5 oz
This classy shot glass ships from the Meriwether Studio in Whitefish, Montana.

You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take... Shot Glass

"I've Got Two Chickens To Paralyze" ~Eddie Money

This classic mistaken lyric stainless steel pint glass comes courtesy of Eddie Money -the hardest working man in show business. Eddie was always a bit of a free spirit so perhaps this take on his 1978 hit Two Tickets to Paradise isn't such a stretch. I've Got Two Chickens to Paralyze is a fantastic addition to our Mistaken Lyrics pint glass series. This pint glass is hilarious and makes a great gift and a wonderful conversation piece. Each tumbler comes carefully packaged in a lovely gift box.

This stainless steel pint glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana. You can view our entire line of hilarious Mistaken Lyric Tumblers here. Tumbler Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended

I've Got Two Chickens To Paralyze - Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

It's a Nice Day For a Light Sweater. It's a Nice Day For a Cardigan!  ~Billy Idol

Billy Idol was born William Michael Albert Broad in the quaint English hamlet of Stanmore, Middlesex in 1955... but we know him better as the hard-charging punk rocker Billy Idol. Billy first rose to worldwide prominence with his 1982 hit White Wedding. The song was amazing but it was the music video (which MTV played constantly) that turned him into a rock megastar. After all of these of hearing this song, I still have no clue what he is saying throughout most of this song. Maybe it's the British accent, but maybe it's the screaming! Whatever the cause, it makes a prime target for one of our now famous Wrong Lyric Glasses! **Little known fact. Billy Idol was originally cast to play the villain T-1000 in James Cameron's Terminator 2.However, prior to filming Billy was in a serious motorcycle crash that forced him to cancel.

Wrong Lyrics Glass Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended

It's A Nice Day For A Light Sweater. It's A Nice Day For A Cardigan! - Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

Stop making stupid people famous... Custom designed iron-on felt patch.
Shout out to Kim, Kanye and Donald... Dimensions: 3" Diameter

Stop Making Stupid People Famous... Patch.

Your kid doesn't just need a nap. Your kid is an asshole... Magnet. Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2"

Your Kid Is An Asshole... Magnet.

Even though you never say it out loud... we both know that I'm your favorite.
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I'm Your Favorite... Greeting Card

I'm so glad I learned all about parallelograms in high school math instead of how to do my taxes. It comes in so handy during parallelogram season. Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them. Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2"

High School Math... Magnet.

Camping with out beer is just sitting in the woods... Put the Cool back in can coolers... remember the extra thick (and buoyant... they float.) beer koozies from the 70s and 80s? Well, we decided to bring them back. The cheap, flimsy, foldable koozies of today just don't get the job done on a hot summer day. This unique beer koozie is virtually indestructible and will quickly become an indispensable part of your camping and beer drinking gear collection. The quote says it all. Some people are hardcore and bushwack their way to a remote alpine lake, others just pull their pickup into the campground. Either way, you are going to want a beer after camp is all set up and this beer koozie will serve you well. This vibrant red beer koozie makes a great Father's Day gift for the camper and beer lover in your life. Like all of our unique beer gifts, this koozie comes in a thoughtfully prepared gift box.

Camping Without Beer... Vintage Beer Koozie

I might embarrass us all when we go out but at least I'm not fucking boring. Wine Label. This hilarious wine label peels off and placed on a bottle of wine of your choice. It's great idea for bringing wine to a party!
**Wine not included, duh! Size: 4.75" x 3.75" Turn any ordinary wine bottle into a bottle of fun with these hilarious labels. Peel the label from the backing and voila! These wine labels work best on bottles with no taper (like a cabernet bottle.) If you want to apply the wine label to a pinot bottle or bottle of champagne, place it lower to void crinkling where the bottle's taper begins.

At Least I'm Not Fucking Boring... Wine Label

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree." ~The Eurythmics Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics reached number 1 on the U.S. Billboard charts in September of 1983. Coincidentally, there was an unexplained and dramatic increase in U.S. Cheese sales at the exact same time. As a result, the song is beloved by U.S. dairy farmers and they credit this song for helping end the farming crisis of the early 1980s. Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese is now the official state anthem of Wisconsin. (None of this is true, btw...)
This stainless steel pint glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.  You can view our entire line of hilarious Mistaken Lyric Tumblers here.
Tumbler Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese - Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

"On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair" ~The Eagles Ranked 37th on Rolling Stone's top 100 artists of all time, The Eagles were as big as they get in the Mid 70s. Their biggest hit, Hotel California is beloved by all and universally understood as being awesome. Even more awesomer is the fact that many people believe that the song opens with the misheard lyric featured on this pint glass. True story. You can wiki it... This Misheard Lyrics pint glass ships from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.  You can view our entire line of hilarious Misheard Lyrics Tumblers here. Misheard Lyrics Glass Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz) Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended