To be worn like a badge of honor until their toys get broken and their forced to make room on the podium.
Professionally screen printed on a pebble tee with white trim, white ink.
100% Cotton, garment dyed and enzyme washed for the ultimate in both quality and softness Available in sizes 18M, 2, 4, 6
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat.
Sizing recommendation: Size two can fit children ages 1-3, size four can fit children ages 3-5, and so on and so forth. Please size up or down according to your child's size.

T-shirts are our jam. But we have other things, too.

The Bee & The Fox

Big Brother | Ringer Tee

Size

Baby & Kids

Havana, Cuba
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Havana Iv

Mount

Ocean Beach, San Francisco
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Ocean Beach

Monument Valley, UT
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Monument Valley

Letterpress on thick white paper
Print size: 11" x 14"
Packaged flat, with cardstock backing, and a clear plastic sleeve for protection.

Letterpress: The Ripest Peach

Title

Joshua Tree, California
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Joshua Tree

El Prado, NM
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Clouds

Letterpress on thick light grey paper, black ink.
Print size: 11" x 14"
Packaged flat, with cardstock backing, and a clear plastic sleeve for protection.

Letterpress: Leave Nothing But Footprints Kill Nothing But Time

The perfect tee to compliment those strong arms and soft hearts. Available in men's/unisex sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Measurements S: 28" long by 18" wide M: 28.5" long by 20" wide L: 29.5" long by 22" wide XL: 30.5" long by 24" wide XXL: 31.5" long by 26" wide
Recommended sizing: Recommended sizing: Fits true to men's sizes, women should size down by one or two (depending on preference of fit).

Proud Papa Shirt For Men

Letterpress: Joan Rivers

Monument Valley, Utah
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Teardrop Arch

Professionally screen printed on our relaxed fit tee; brown t-shirt, white ink. 50% cotton \ 50% polyester Available in UNISEX size S (all other sizes are sold out) We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Measurements S: 28" long by 18" wide M: 29" long by 20" wide L: 30" long by 22" wide XL: 31" long by 24" wide XXL: 32" long by 26" wide
Recommended sizing: Fits true to men's sizes, women should size down by one (depending on preference of fit). Better yet, grab your favorite fitting tee out of your drawer, measure from top to bottom + pit to pit and match it to the measurements above.

Good Timin' Man Unisex Shirt

California Palms
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20, 20 x30
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | California Dreamin'

Photographic Print | Ocean Beach Ii

Unisex Crewneck Shirt
Professionally screen printed on a tan tee, black ink. Front + back printing. 50% cotton \ 50% polyester Available in UNISEX sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL. We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Measurements XS: 27" long by 16.5" wide S: 28" long by 18" wide M: 28.5" long by 20" wide L: 29.5" long by 22" wide XL: 30.5" long by 24" wide XXL: 31.5" long by 26" wide
Model is 6'2 and is wearing a size S
Recommended sizing: Fits true to men's sizes, women should size down by one or two (depending on preference of fit).

Bull Shirt In Unisex

Photographic Print | Rainbow

Wildflowers
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Wildflowers

Trippy Cactus
Printed on lustre professional-grade paper with a high quality linen texture matte finish.
All of our prints are printed at a professional photo lab.
Single weight mounted prints are 1/16th" thick and are extremely lightweight.
Printing options:
1. Select size: 5x7, 8x10, 11x14, 16x20
2. No mounting versus single weight mounting
Because these are made to order, please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery. If you need it sooner, kindly let us know.

Photographic Print | Trippy Cactus

Men's Crewneck Shirt

Unisex shirt, black ink. Available in men's/unisex sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Measurements S: 28" long by 18" wide M: 28.5" long by 20" wide L: 29.5" long by 22" wide XL: 30.5" long by 24" wide XXL: 31.5" long by 26" wide
Model is 6'2 and is wearing a size L. Recommended sizing: Recommended sizing: Fits true to men's sizes, women should size down by one or two (depending on preference of fit).

Don't Mess With Papa Shirt For Men

Professionally screen printed on our slightly cropped sunlit colored sweatshirt, cream ink.
50% Cotton 50% Polyester, garment dyed and enzyme washed for the ultimate in both quality and softness
Available in women's sizes  S, M, L, XL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Some shrinking may occur.
Measurements:
S: 19" wide by 21.25" long M: 20" wide by 22.25" long L: 21" wide by 23.25" long XL: 22” wide by 24.25” long
Model is 5'6 and is wearing a size S
Recommended sizing: runs true-to-size. Sits at the waist.

Love Your Mother Crop Sweatshirt For Women

Sweatshirts

Women's Crop Sweatshirt
Professionally screen printed on our slightly cropped rose colored sweatshirt, embroidered.
50% Cotton 50% Polyester, garment dyed and enzyme washed for the ultimate in both quality and softness
Available in women's sizes S, M, L, XL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Some shrinking may occur.
Measurements:
S: 19" wide by 21.25" long M: 20" wide by 22.25" long L: 21" wide by 23.25" long XL: 22” wide by 24.25” long
Model is 5'6 and is wearing a size S
Recommended sizing: runs true-to-size. Sits at the waist.

Proud Mama Sweatshirt

Professionally screen printed on our slightly cropped tapioca colored sweatshirt, front and back printed.
50% Cotton 50% Polyester, garment dyed and enzyme washed for the ultimate in both quality and softness
Available in women's sizes S, M, L, XL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Some shrinking may occur.
Measurements:
S: 19" wide by 21.25" long M: 20" wide by 22.25" long L: 21" wide by 23.25" long XL: 22” wide by 24.25” long
Model is 5'6 and is in a size S
Recommended sizing: runs true-to-size. Sits at the waist.

Do No Harm But Take No Shit Sweatshirt

Your uterus, your opinion.
Professionally embroidered on our slightly cropped alfalfa colored sweatshirt, embroidered.
50% Cotton 50% Polyester, garment dyed and enzyme washed for the ultimate in both quality and softness
Available in women's sizes S, M, L, XL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat. Some shrinking may occur.
Measurements:
S: 19" wide by 21.25" long M: 20" wide by 22.25" long L: 21" wide by 23.25" long XL: 22” wide by 24.25” long
Model is 5'6 and is in a size S
Recommended sizing: runs true-to-size. Sits at the waist.

My Uterus My Opinion Crop Sweatshirt

Professionally screen printed with white ink on a relaxed fit soft pink fleece sweatshirt.
50% Cotton 50% polyester Available in unisex sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL.
We recommend washing in cold water, on the delicate cycle. Tumble dry low heat.
Measurements: XS: 26.5" long by 18" wide S: 27.75 long by 19" wide M: 29" long by 20.5" wide L: 30" long by 21.5" wide XL: 31" long by 23" wide XXL: 31" long by 24" wide
Model is 5'11 and is wearing a size L
Recommended sizing: while this is available in unisex sizing, most women have said it runs true to their regular size. If you're between sizes, we suggest going with the smaller size.

Here's To Strong Women Sweatshirt In Unisex

Details: Blank inside White envelope, included 5.83” by 4.13” Sustainably sourced 16pt paper

#10 You Got This

Cards

Time to commiserate with those in your same boat, er plane, and remind the rest they can recline and not have to figure out how to change a baby's diaper in a 3ft by 3ft restroom.
Details: Blank inside White envelope, included 5.83” by 4.13” Sustainably sourced 16pt paper

#7 Asshole On The Plane

...Mama said there'd be days like this...
Details: Blank inside White envelope, included 5.83” by 4.13” Sustainably sourced 16pt paper

#13 Hard Day

#14 When Life Makes No Sense

Those drunken days of the past aren't behind you; they're just reinvented.
Details: Blank inside White envelope, included 5.83” by 4.13” Sustainably sourced 16pt paper

#3 You're A Dad

Because sometimes there is an emptiness in hearing the words, "I'm sorry".
Details:
Blank inside White envelope, included 5.83” by 4.13” Sustainably sourced 16pt paper