Combining your two favorite things: wickedly awesome dinosaurs and scrumptiously juicy tacos. Don’t wait until Tuesday to proudly rock this pair of cool taco socks, but instead make every day a fiesta.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size  8-12.5
Contents: 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex
by Sock it to Me

Shop hundreds of crazy, cool, unique, and fun novelty socks for men, women, and kids. Find the perfect pair for (literally) any personality at The Sock Drawer!

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Tacosaurus Socks | Mens

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Men's Socks

Every mom loves her kids, no matter what. But that doesn’t mean those kids aren’t punks sometimes! Speak that truth in these funny women’s crew socks that plainly say, “I love my asshole kids” alongside a pretty floral pattern. They’re perfect for wearing when you want to give them a big, embarrassing hug in front of all their friends!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 55% Nylon, 43% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

I Love My Asshole Kids Socks | Womens

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This funny oven mitt shows a master at work, creating her own signature dish and “Doppin’ a new recipe on your ass.” Hilarious and colorful, this oven mitt makes a great gift idea for the home cook — especially the one who never needs a cookbook! Plus, it will look fabulous on display in any kitchen.
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Super-insulated
Includes one oven mitt
Content: 100% Cotton
Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 0.6 inches
Browse our entire Oven Mitt collection to find your perfect oven mitt!
by Blue Q

Droppin' A Recipe Oven Mitt

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Oven Mitts & Potholders

Don’t get too much fur in your concoction! And make sure your safety goggles fit OK over your ears! These funny dog socks feature a bunch of “science Labs,” aka Labrador retrievers in white coats who are doing chemistry experiments. A great choice for dog lovers, these geeky, punny socks will have your tail wagging!
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Also available for women

by Socksmith

Science Lab Socks | Mens

No more interruptions! The next time somebody butts in, just prop your feet up on the conference table in these funny feminist socks that say, “I was fucking talking.” Sure, they look innocent enough at first, with a fun tropical pattern of pineapples, but just like you, these babies work as hard as they play!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

I Was Fucking Talking Socks | Womens

Damn straight. You know you have the right attitude, we know you have the right attitude, so why not be even more proud of your take-charge attitude by wearing the design proudly on your socks? Do a little dance (like this cartoon figure!) whenever you slip on this unique pair that is almost as cool as you are. Now get back to it, boss lady.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

I'm Not Bossy. I'm The Boss Socks | Womens

You know you’ve had a hard day when these funny cocktail socks for women start making sense! They say, “I have mixed drinks about feelings,” and they’re the perfect pair for those moments when you’d rather just have a drink than deal with things. They’ve got a cute pattern of colorful mixed drinks, and they make a great gift idea for your funniest friend!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 60% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell

Mixed Drinks Socks | Womens

Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Hairy Man.. whatever you call him, don’t call him something that will provoke him. Adorn your big feet with the sizable foot prints and likeness of the big man, surrounded by the trees which he is notorious for hiding amongst. Believer or not.. these crazy socks are proven to repel the monstrous character himself.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Also available in men's XL

Pairs perfectly with the matching Bigfoot Water Bottle!

Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Lycra
by Socksmith

Bigfoot Socks | Mens

Anything raining on your parade today? You can weather through the storm inside with a bottle of wine and these sassy fun socks. Or if you absolutely must go outside, you can do so knowing your message is read loud and clear on your Blue Q socks.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, and 3% Spandex
Also available for men

by Blue Q

Fuck This Shit Socks | Womens

Dunk your feet into this colorful pair of food socks and fall head over heels for the style… but do-nut say we didn’t warn you. Indulge in your favorite frosted treat without feeling your favorite jeans tighten. The sweet colors of these fun socks are just icing on the glazed donut!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
by Socksmith

Donut Socks | Women's

The power nap in your car at work? No problem. The post-flight nap to cure jet lag? Piece of cake. The lazy Sunday nap when there’s nothing better to do? Puh-lease. Just as these funny women’s crew socks say, you’re the Nap Queen! They’ve got a pattern of shiny golden crowns on a regal purple background, and they make a great gift for women who sleep like nobody’s business!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 60% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell

Nap Queen Socks | Womens

Wag that tail, cutie! These funny Corgi dog socks for women feature one of that breed’s best features: their fluffy little butts! You can see heart-shaped markings in their furry haunches as these royally adorable doggos look happily back at you over their shoulders. Oh yeah ... show off your best assets!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Socksmith

Corgi Butt Socks | Women's

You know who always waves back? The ocean. Pay tribute to your lifelong pal, the body of water that will always be there for you, and the saltiest friend ever with these funny women’s socks with the words “The ocean just gets me” on them. They’ve got a dreamy, sandy scene all over, too, perfect for lovers of the sea!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 56% Combed Cotton, 42% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a pencil case!
by Blue Q

Ocean Gets Me Socks | Womens

We’re going to need two new pairs of socks with at least five syringes, six stethoscopes, and 18 prescription pills on them.. stat! Come on, we haven’t got all day! We’ve got to hold onto these cool socks, because they are slipping away from us fast! Blue or black, it doesn’t matter!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, and 3% Spandex

Also available for men

by Socksmith

Meds Socks | Womens

Of all the people to meet in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours, not one comes close to being as cool as a canine companion. These funny dog patterned socks for women make that plain with an enumerated list that says, in its entirety, “People I want to meet: 1. Dogs.” Nobody else makes the cut with competition this cute!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 47% Nylon, 3% Spandex
This design is also available on a zipper pouch!
by Blue Q

People To Meet: Dogs Socks | Womens

These cuties go together like chips and guacamole! These fun avocado socks feature a pattern of the tasty fruit split down the middle, with the two halves holding hands and smiling together, little hearts floating over their creamy, green heads. They also have adorable little faces and rosy cheeks, making them a great choice for all the fun-loving foodies out there!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.5
Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Socksmith

You Guac My World Socks | Women's

Santa Paws is coming to town! These cute Christmas socks are perfect for dog lovers, featuring adorable Corgis dressed in Santa hats and reindeer antlers! They’re surrounded by bones wrapped in pretty red bows, and they look as happy and proud as ever to be helping with the furry festivities!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
Also available for men

by ModSocks

Corgi Christmas Socks | Womens

All dogs are cute or whatever, but yours is the best, right? If you’re incomparably proud of your pup, these funny and sassy dog socks are perfect. They show a woman sitting on a piano back to back with her furry friend, and they say, “My dog is cool as fuck.” Animal lovers with an attitude gotta get their paws on these!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 58% Combed Cotton, 40% Nylon, 2% Spandex
by Blue Q

My Dog Is Cool As Fuck Socks | Womens

Do you turn into a little bit of a beast when you’re really hungry? Then these funny “hangry” wolf ankle socks might just be perfect for you! The cute orange animal socks star a cartoon wolf who’s armed with a knife and fork (and sharp teeth, of course) and is ready for his next meal. Don’t let anyone get in the way of you and lunch!
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Note: Both socks in this pair are the same, featuring the design on the same side, as in the photo
Mini Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a small tote bag!
by Blue Q

Hangry Socks  | Womens

These are the sassy socks every woman needs at least once a week. They feature a woman drinking coffee or tea, looking at her laptop and chowing down on popcorn while her cat looks on. And here’s the kicker: They say the thing you can’t, “Go away, I’m introverting.” Slip into these funny crew socks, and tell everybody to buzz off! It’s time for self-care!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 52% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a zipper pouch!
by Blue Q

Go Away I'm Introverting Socks | Womens

Look out around this lovely lady, or you might just get stung! These cool women’s bee socks say “Queen Bee” and feature a beautiful bug with a crown surrounded by lots of little worker bees. It’s pretty clear who’s the boss, and you’ll make it clear, too, if you wear these sassy socks around friends, family and co-workers!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 4-10
Contents: 60% Cotton, 37% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by K. Bell

Queen Bee Socks | Womens

Look at all your babies growing and thriving and adding so much life to your house! (Disregard the recalcitrant philodendron with the spots ... hrmph.) What a wonderful “proud plant mom” you are! These cute women’s crew socks with words on them say so, too, with a pattern of happy, smiling planters and houseplants all over. These are a great choice for women with green thumbs ... or green toes!
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 50% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% Spandex
This design is also available on a large tote bag!
by Blue Q

Proud Plant Mom Socks | Womens

They’re the old-school standard of romance for a reason. Just look how gorgeous the roses are on these beautiful knee high socks! Perfect for women who love floral patterns and feminine touches, these long socks are covered in richly detailed pink roses that are pretty as a picture. They’re as show-stopping as a giant bouquet — and they’ll last longer, too!
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Knee High Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
by ModSocks

Romantic Rose Knee High Socks | Womens

Long Socks

From deep within a secluded forest comes a sigh and a whisper: “I fucking love it out here.” That’s what the hidden hiker is saying on these cool outdoorsy socks. A speech bubble with those words is emerging from a bunch of pine trees, making these funny crew socks a great choice for women who love nature and aren’t afraid to say it!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 52% Combed Cotton, 46% Nylon, 2% Spandex
Also available for men

by Blue Q

I Fucking Love It Out Here Socks | Womens

You're a cat lady, but you ain't crazy. It's just a scientific fact that your kitty is amazing, and anyone who isn't yet aware of that needs to know it. Show them the light with these cool cat socks from Blue Q, which simply state what you and your extremely confident feline friend have always known.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 51% Combed Cotton, 48% Nylon, and 1% Spandex
by Blue Q

My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Socks | Womens

Grab your favorite mug and let yourself be transported into a tale of intrigue ... or mystery, or romance, or memoir. Whatever genre you’re craving these days as a lover of reading, you’ll need these fun book socks! Perfect for women who always have a stack of stories on their nightstand, these cute crew socks have books all over, plus reading glass and a cup of joe or tea.
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 6-10
Contents: 65% Cotton, 24% Nylon, 8% Polyester, 3% Spandex
Also available for men

by ModSocks

Bibliophile Socks | Womens

Yes, we hear you saying we should really reorganize our sock drawer and tidy up a little bit, but you know what? We don't care. Embrace the laziness with these funny and sarcastic socks from Blue Q that make it clear what your priorities are. Right now, you're gazing at birds, and you've got no time for anything else!
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Crew length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 53% Combed Cotton; 45% Nylon; 2% Spandex.
by Blue Q

I Heard You Don't Care Socks | Womens

There’s no denying it, your cool new pair of socks are the elephant in the room. You will fall in love with these elephants falling in love… wait, is that legal? Either way, treat yourself to this adorable pair and never forget what a great decision you made on this memorable day.
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10

Contents: 63% Cotton, 34% Nylon, and 3% Lycra

by Socksmith

Elephant Love Socks | Women's

If overthinking burned calories, we’d be dead! Well, the next time someone tries to tell you that you worry too much, show them the dazzling striped pattern on these funny women’s socks. If that doesn’t shut them up (because, you know, if they don't stop talking, how can you continue to overanalyze?), then let them see the words at the top: “Shhhh ... I’m overthinking.”
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Crew Length
Fits women's shoe size 5-10
Contents: 62% Combed Cotton, 35% Nylon, 3% Spandex
by Blue Q

Shhh ... I'm Overthinking Socks | Women's

These unique animal socks are the only polite way to get your message across without getting in trouble at school or work. Rock these sassy socks when you can’t seem to shake your negative mood, and rather than force it, own your sentiment and make it known. Thankfully these colorful socks are pleasant enough to make up for the implied language.
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Crew Length
Fits men's shoe size 8-12.5
Contents: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, and 3% Lycra
Also available in men's XL and a matching face mask!
by Socksmith