Treat your peach to these ladies panties. Get this best sellers seamless thong underwear 3 pack and feel the soft caress of the fabric that guarantees no panty lines and never digs into your hips. Your booty has been through a lot, and your underwear drawer needs updating. Start here with these ladies seamless panties.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

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Shinesty

The Booty Call | Best Sellers Seamless Thong 3 Pack

Size

Bodysuits

Product Details

MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Soft & flexible waistband
No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener

Threat Level Midnight | Solid Black Modal Cheeky Underwear

If you don't know who Lord Farquaad is, shame on you. If you've never experienced his fit of rage, watch it here. With inspiration from one of the evilest movie villains of all time comes Lord Farquaad's Fit of Rage. Who would ever want to dismember an adorable gingerbread man?! We would. Lord Farquaad inspired us to create this dark and somewhat adorable women's gingerbread turtleneck featuring gingerbread men who have met their imminent demise.
DEETS

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

The Farquaad Fit Of Rage | Ladies Unisex Gingerbread Christmas Turtleneck

Besides being covered in leopard print, we called this wrap dress The Fastest Finishers because when you pick it for a night out, you'll be dressed and ready to go in seconds flat. Wrap it up and get your pre-party started, and you'll be looking good and feeling even better before your friends manage to get their zippers unstuck.
Shop the matching blazer and pants.
DEETS

100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Fastest Finishers | Leopard Print Wrap Dress

Get this peppermint Christmas treat for your sweetest assets with this candy cane thong. These holiday themed seamless undies are silky smooth and never show panty lines. Get in the spirit of the jolly season with these undies: the perfect stocking stuffer or self care treat.
Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

The Canes | Candy Cane Seamless Thong

No, this two-piece jumpsuit isn't just for cougars. It just sounded good. It's also not strictly for country clubs. Hell, I'd wear this to karaoke night down at Don's Dive and Diner.
DEETS

100% polyester culotte style pants
Stretch elastic waistband for fit and comfort
Shin length inseam
Pockets for when your hands get confused
Model is 5’ 10” and wearing a size small
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Pablita | Retro Striped Culotte Pants

Pant Size

Here's a new play for your playbook: The Minnesota Vikings Pet Bandana. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Vikings fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look fly as hell, this is a win-win. So take your dog for a walk around town or just sit on the couch with your cat as it plots to kill you, because either way they're gonna look absolutely adorable now that they're rooting for the Vikings.
SKOL!
DEETS

Soft, washable poly blend
Reversible - team logo on one side, paisley print on the reverse

The Minnesota Vikings | Pet Bandana

Get this Double E's one piece swimsuit and put it on your hot bod as soon as physically possible. This one piece swimsuit has a retro style low cut back and high cut hips to give you the sexiest tan lines this side of the Mississippi. With a freedom screeching eagle, this suit rages with confidence. This one piece bathing suit will hug you in all the right places. Let the compliments rain down in 3, 2, 1.
DEETS

Fits small, we suggest ordering up 1 size
Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

The Double Es | Eagle One Piece Swimsuit

I believe it was the great Ron Burgundy who said "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." while wearing a killer Christmas pajama from the Channel 4 VIP wardrobe room. Whether or not you love scotch like the great Ron Burgundy, you can still look like a classy sonofabitch while you're rocking these holiday plaid Christmas wonders all the way home from the Pants Store. Product Details

94% polyester, 6% spandex
Super soft and stretchy!
Henley style neck line with button closure
Buttons at sides for snack pocket creation and enjoyment
Chest pocket
Remote pocket on the upper left sleeve
Hidden pocket in the sleeve cuff for hiding small secrets
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Scotch On The Rocks | Womens Christmas Pajama Top

Do you get it? Because this neon blue and orange crop set is featuring literal tiger sharks. Why would we just put a funky lookin' shark on these ladies culotte pants when we could put orange and black stripes on a shark to make it look like a tiger. We just blended two ferocious animals and put it on this two piece set to make you look more feisty than ever.
DEETS

100% polyester culotte style pants
Stretch elastic waistband for fit and comfort
Shin length inseam
Pockets for when your hands get confused
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

The Literalist | Tiger Shark Culotte Pants

Bottoms Size

Grandma has always been a big fan of napping, and due to an accidental encounter in the upstairs bathroom, now you know why. Every time she puts on her red and green quilted Christmas pajamas and says she's napping, she's really upstairs with Grandpa blowing smoke out the bathroom window like a couple of teenagers. Now you know those weren't "rolled up tissues" in her front pocket like she said. Now that you think about it, she probably wasn't drinking iced tea out of that lo-ball glass either....

DEETS

95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Henley style neck line with button closure
Chest Pocket
Full length sleeves
Unisex
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The Quilty Pleasure | Red And Green Quilted Christmas Ladies Nightgown And Cap

Everybody and their mother, father, sister, brother, cousin, dog, etc. NEEDS at least one simple white turtleneck in their lives. This plain white turtleneck may look simple on the surface, but the wearing possibilities are endless. Wear this simple turtleneck with a heavy gold chain, underneath a sweet blazer, with your fat jeans (come on, it's Winter, we're all putting on a few lbs), with no pants (no problem) and discover the comfort and ease that is a perfect turtleneck. Oh right, and you can hide those gnarly hickeys.
DEETS

Unisex, relaxed fit
100% breathable jersey knit cotton for max comfort
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Taylor in Boulder, Co

The Hickey Hider | Ladies Unisex White Stretch Turtleneck

There's just something about being home for the holidays, sleeping in your childhood bed, and running into your high school crush at the dive bar that gets you feeling some type of way. You're an adult, but you're stuck sneaking around in your parent's house because getting naughty is still a no-no. If you're feelin' all doved up, then we are too. Slip into this sexy time kimono robe with traditional flowers and non-traditional cranes wearing Santa hats. Oh, and then slip it off.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
Pockets!
100% Polyester Satin
Belt included, mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co

The All Doved Up | Ladies Unisex Christmas Crane Kimono

Alright, it's honesty hour people. I don't know jack shit about hunting, but here's what I do know. I know that it's optimal to blend in with your surroundings so the animals don't get spooked, hence the camouflage. I know you're going to need a gun, what kind you ask? Um...one with bullets? Ya, it's that bad.
Whether you're like me and know nothing about the art of the hunt, or you literally only own camo clothing, you can rock this silky smooth 'mono all day and night long.
DEETS

Unisex, fits as expected
100% Polyester Satin
Belt included mid-thigh length
Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co