I Love Your Penis
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I Love Your Penis... Friendship Card

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Cards: Love

Let's be each other's Valentines (but like, hella sarcastically...)
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Hella Sarcastic Valentine's...  Love Card

Let's suffer through monogamy together
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Let's Suffer Through Monogamy Together...  Love Card

Let's just shut off our phones, drive to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves crashing.
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Let's Drive To The Beach...  Love Card

Fuck You, Salad... Key Chain.
We've all said it.. or at least thought it! Do you refuse to eat salad and other disgusting foods? Good. Join the club.
It's official. We are waging war on salad. Enough is enough. There's gotta be a way to make vitamin fortified donuts and cheeseburgers. We can put a man on the moon but we can't figure out how to make a bacon chili cheddar dog that is as healthy as a salad? C'mon Science. Put your back into it! The world is counting on you nerds to free us from the living hell that is salad... This Fuck You, Salad Key Chain is designed and shipped from our studio in Whitefish, Montana. Key chain dimensions: 2.75" x 1"

Fuck You, Salad... Key Chain.

Keychains

Let's take some drugs and have sex. (and by drugs I mean birth control.)
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Sex And Drugs...  Love Card

Let's Hump
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Let's Hump...  Love Card

I love you.
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I Love You.... Love Card

I like you. I'll kill you last.
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I'll Kill You Last...  Love Card

You make the world a better place.
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You Make The World A Better Place... Greeting Card

I can't believe I shaved my legs for this... Keychain
Designed and shipped from our studio in Whitefish, Montana. Keychain dimensions: 1.75" x 1.75"

I Can't Believe I Shaved My Legs For This... Key Chain

I love you enough to provide you with an alibi.
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Alibi...  Greeting Card

Hanging out with you sometimes makes me feel like I just popped a molly.
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Popped A Molly...  Love Card

Remember how badly we wanted to get married and have kids? Now look at us. Just fucking look at us. (I love you...)
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Just Look At Us...  Love Card

Too old to trick or treat but too young to die... Keychain.
Designed and shipped from our studio in Whitefish, Montana. Keychain dimensions: 1.75" x 1.75"

Too Old To Trick Or Treat... Key Chain

Quality Time. I Love You.
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Quality Time... Love Card

Dear diary, Today I saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopefull that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
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Dear Diary...  Love Card

I Love You.
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I Love You... Greeting Card

You stole my god damn heart.
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You Stole My God Damn Heart...  Love Card

I knew you were the one.
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I Knew You Were The One.... Love Card

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Thought Bubbles...  Love Card

We're better together.
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We're Better Together... Love Card

Home is where your cute butt is.
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Home Is Where.... Love Card

We were written in the stars.
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We Were Written In The Stars... Love Card

Thank you for letting me see your boobies sometimes... I think they're neato. (I love you.)
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I Think They're Neato...  Love Card

If you look closely you will see how much I love u.
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If You Look Closely...  Love Card

Sorry I'm an idiot.
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Sorry I'm An Idiot. Apology Card

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Thank you.
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Thank You... Greeting Card

Cards: Thank You

Thank you.
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Grocery Bag Thank You Card

Let's just go camping and never come back.
Deep sigh... we all know that feeling. That one where you just want to pack up your comfy sleeping bag, your tent and lots and lots of coffee and head to mountains to camp. Forever. It's still out there... That amazing feeling of camping with friends deep in the woods. Waking up to hot coffee fresh from the percolator and the smell of campfire smoke wafting through the campsite. Perhaps you can't never come back -but let this sticker serve as a reminder to unplug from our high-tech lifestyle once and a while.
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 2.6" x 3.5" Let's just go camping and never come back.