Yes, we put a nut cruncher on your lady bits. This thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see it that you are without a doubt unforgettable. Sure you're going to crack his nuts, and sure he's gonna give you his little wooden soldier, but isn't that what the holidays are all about? Hot, nasty speed? Plus, everyone loves an adrenaline rush so why not give him one when you rip off your dress and show him what lies beneath. We've all had that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're getting hot and heavy trying to remember what panties you wore out. Well, get ready for hot, mindless sex because that's something you never have to worry about with Shinesty's sexy thongs. These are going to be those pair of thong panties that you actively look for before Saturday nights filled with quick impulses, unfiltered desire, and dirty martinis. We're all about those moments; that's why we decide it's finally time to share the comfort with all our ladies out there.
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Product Details

Silky Barely There Feel
Zero Panty Lines
Vibrant Prints sure to impress whoever is lucky enough to see 'em

Materials & Care

75% Nylon, 25% Spandex, 100% Hot
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Tumble dry low

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Once a year, the entire country throws their inhibitions out the window and celebrates like the good fortune and bright lights of Vegas have spread to every bar in every city in America. That precious day is known as St. Patrick's Day, and we're bringing you the most ballin' neon and lucky charm party goods you need to join in the festivities. So go ahead and live it up with a drink in each hand and another one in the backup party pocket, because what happens on St. Patrick's Day stays on St. Patrick's Day.
DEETS

Relaxed Fit
70% Polyester 20% Cotton 10% Spandex supa soft woven material
Front Pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup brewski
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO

The Feeling Luckys | Womens Navy St. Patrick's Day Hawaiian Shirt

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DEETS

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
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Designed by: Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

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Made in the USA
No outside seams
5” waistband, sits at natural waist
Long length to ankle
Uniquely created to flatter every shape
Every style we produce is wear-tested on our in-house team to ensure the best fit in every size

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Bravado Designs Women's Body Silk Seamless Rhythm Nursing Bra

A full coverage t-shirt bra with the smoothest design to be worn all day and disappear under everything. Cups are made of Nylon/Spandex material for a cool touch and seamless look.

Full coverage smooth contour pads.
Molded Nylon/Spandex outer cups for a cool touch that disappears under everything.
Stretch foam pads with sleek Nylon liner.
Hidden elastic at underarm for support.
Fabric center front lined with stabilizer.
Built up backs for smooth comfort and added support.
2 ply backs with elastic sandwiched between fabrics.
Style # 331171

Sizing Info:

Mariangela is 5'10" and wearing a size 34D.

Fabric Content:

Fabric: 86% Nylon, 14% Spandex
Cup Lining: 81% Nylon, 19% Spandex

Wash Instructions:

Hand wash cold
Wash colors separately
Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
Line dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

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The softest jersey should be paired with the most comfortable fit. That's why we designed The Easy Pant to make getting dressed for the day, well, easy. A self-fabric fitted elastic waistband is meant to be pulled on and worn low-slung, and delicate cutaway pockets offer convenience without the bulk. The Easy Pant's sleek leg tapers into a fitted self-cuff at ankle, so you don't have to sacrifice comfort for style.
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Women's Lightly Lined Strapless Bra Auden™

Model Specs: Gigi is 5'6", 105lbs wearing Small (TLF ORBIT JOGGERS)
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Contemporary 7/8 length and tapered design with a ribbed ankle cuff to accentuate body shape and enhance fit and performance.
Stylish camo print
TLF™ embroidered front logo and back lower leg reflective logo
Complementing athletic flat locking pocket zippers
Ultra-soft PERFORMANCE TERRY™ fabric for superior hand feel and comfort
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Fit: Fitted
Colors: Cloud Camo, Deep Navy Camo

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Whether you're a serious treasure hunter or just browsing, you can't deny the thrill of going through other people's stuff. Sure, a ski slope might be a strange place to find a bargain, and sure, you might get some strange looks from passers-by, but I find that people are a lot easier to haggle with when they're slightly disoriented. Once you strike a deal, just make sure to help them up and point them in the right direction. Do all that and more in this retro 80s ski turtleneck.
DEETS

Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO

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Now you see me, now you don't. Peekaboo lace details to make anyone blush.
Cut-out thong in stretch lace.
Lace: 95% Nylon 5% Spandex
Model: Danae
Wearing: 34B Bra and S Thong.
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Wearing: S Bralette and Thong.

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Kane Thong - Cherry

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Paramour® Women's Marvelous Strapless Bra

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Mila High Waist Seamless 7/8 - Heather Grey

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